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Test Subject Lana Birdlace
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About Lana Birdlace
Local TimeMay 28 2018, 02:58 AM
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Body Type: Slim, healthy, average curves
Faint round scar just below the hairline on her right side. Usually wears a septum piercing.
Pale skin coloration with several distinctive birthmark patterns on her back and one positioned on midline between breasts.
Rarely seen without some makeup. Short nails, often painted in neutrals or offbeat colors.
Sarcastic voice with vocal fry.
Minor irregularity in gait. Strongly right side dominant. Tends to smile crookedly.
Smells like coconut, sugar, and faint spice, often with the trace of something burning.
Areas of Potential
- + GENIUS (WE THINK?)
Prior to the incident, subject was tested at genius level IQ and showed incredible promise in the fields of electrical engineering, programming, and robotics. However following her accident, we have been unable to get an accurate measure of its effect on her intelligence. Although we have administered various tests to her, she has little interest in filling them out correctly and the answers are a mix of correct answers, sarcastic answers, and drawings of male genitalia.
- + SOCIALLY AWARE AND MANIPULATIVE
Among those she wishes to impress, subject is described as charming, funny, and with an absurd, raunchy sense of humor. She shows high ability in reading the emotions of others around her and is verbally quick.
- + EXPERIMENTAL AND INVENTIVE
Subject is constantly seeing new ways to solve problems, try new activities, create new inventions, and use existing objects in unexpected ways. This trait applies to nearly every aspect of her life, including interpersonal interactions. Subject is incredibly open minded.
Known Risk Factors
- - ANTISOCIAL
Though not an official diagnosis, subject demonstrates behaviors consistent with a mild form of antisocial personality disorder. Most notably among these are lack of empathy, lack of regard for societal norms, impulsiveness, egocentrism, and manipulative behaviors.
- - POOR IMPULSE CONTROL
Previous traumatic brain injury to the prefrontal cortex has likely played a role in significantly reducing the subject's ability to resist impulses. Subject also complains of finding it difficult to focus on tasks for a long period of time following the injury. Therapists should be on the look out for self-destructive behaviors, addiction, and violent outbursts.
When confronted about her more extreme behaviors, subject complains of "being bored." Her desire for new stimulation appears to be a strong motivator in her interactions, and she will often push others' buttons for little reason other than to see what happens.
- - HEMIPARESIS
Due to damage to the right side of her hemisphere, subject exhibits hemiparesis on the left side of her body manifesting in weakness, reduced sensation, and lack of coordination. Physical therapy has significantly improved this condition, but subject still retains a slight limp and shows difficulty in tasks involving fine motor control and full body coordination such as dancing and riding a bicycle.
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