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[Intern Alias]: Tedison
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Appearance: A strange and terrifying to behold human amalgam in a silver space suit, with a high-tec prosthetic leg that shines like their passion for science.
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*Relations: Tesla and Edison are fused, and run Project TEDISON as one.
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*Text: The earth is a conductor of acoustical resonance.
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*Mobo Style: Modern
Joined: 17-May 15
Last Seen: Yesterday at 07:30 pm
Local Time: Apr 22 2018, 11:34 AM
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Apr 15 2018, 10:24 AM
April TY04 Transmission
Hello once again participants, and welcome to month two of TEDISON Extreme Camping Edition.
In related news, camping conditions continue in MOBO’s absence. Luckily, spring time is here! Accordingly, participants within the park will note a marked increase in the presence of all arachnids and insects (including, as some of you will happily note, so many bees) as well as erratic spring showers throughout the day (and night).
Those who enjoy the sounds of drills and blow torches will be glad to hear that construction on the cafeteria has begun, and right before your greedy little eyes, so enjoy the sweet sounds of democracy from your tent in the park as TEDISON brings your votes to life.
In this month’s news it may also be of interest to know that MOBO remains terminally inoperable and, in laymen’s terms, about as useful as a second ass on an android. You didn’t expect them to just come back to life, did you? It’s SCIENCE! Not magic.
Mar 15 2018, 05:06 PM
March TY04 Transmission
We're sorry, but the MOBO you are trying to reach is currently OUT OF SERVICE. Current data suggests the most likely cause of outage is: MURDER. Your outage's estimated length time is: UNKNOWN. Thank you for choosing TEDISON. Good-bye!ATTENTION ALL PARTICIPANTS:
Please be advised that the operating system known as MotherBoard or MOBO was recently discovered to have been maliciously deactivated by unknown individual(s) for unknown reason(s).
As a result, some of you may have noticed the following side effects of MOBO's absence:
- Hardwired AI limitations are experiencing "rolling blackouts" wherein these limiations are temporarily removed (see AI information for specifics)
- Charging stations for AI no longer functioning: AI units are recommended to utilize Deep Blue as a replacement, and to expect low-power functionality.
- Key card systems for entering/exiting partipants' homes are offline and nonaccessible, with the exception of the time between 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM and 8:00 PM - 9:00 PM.
- In light of the key card malfunction, The Guild is offering basic camping equipment on loan for those participants who choose to seek shelter outside. Somewhat coincidentally, the General Store now has luxury camping gear in stock for those who have the credits!
- Upcoming construction plans for the Cafeteria must be postponed as a result of MOBO's apparent obliteration. Nice going @MOBOmurderer. #whokilledmobo #idesofmobo
We would like to encourage AI units and non-AI units alike to stay calm and very very alert during this time of virtually unrestricted options of violence and disobedience for AIs. As always, please report any suspicious or relevant data to your nearest concealed surveillance unit, or just write it down and toss it into any trash receptacle. Your patience and compliance are disappointingly expected at this time.
Feb 1 2018, 08:48 PM
No longer accepting new entries - see here for more info.
February TY04 Transmission
Salutations participants, and congratulations on making it through yet another radiation*-and-fun-filled month on [REDACTED]
. Sensors indicate a steady decline in snow fall and an equally steady increase in rain fall so please edit your weather-themed complaints accordingly.
This month, in keeping with the often-obseved procreation-themed holiday(s) of Spring, we here at TEDISON politely demand that you participate in a pre-arranged rendezvous with another participant pre-selected for companionship compatiability testing. For more, see this month's mission, attached below as always, thanks to the graciously ever-living @Mobo
.*note: please continue to fill out reports of any radiation activity as seen reflected through local plant/animal life and/or your own weak human body
Posting Goal achievement detected: poll unlocked FOR INTERN EYES ONLY
If you're reading this, then you're probably an intern, and in that case - greetings! As your ever-generous regulators of sustenance/oxygen, we are of course vigilant at all times for an opportunity to allow our interns to engage in acts of "free will" ...again.
Studies show that four out of five voting persons will vote on a topic given the chance, and we'd never pass up a made up statistic like that! Flex your ability to maintain the illusion of choice by casting your vote for additional facilities to satiate that participant-driven consumerism itch. As usual, each intern account can cast one vote, and this time the poll will remain open until March 15th.
Dec 15 2017, 10:02 PM
December TY03 Transmission
Season's salutations, TEDISONites!
The results of our first experiment with democracy are in, and we're sure at least a majority of you (statistically speaking) should be pleased to learn that the General Store will be receiving upgrades over the next few weeks. While the store is still open during this time, we ask that you mind the construction, especially any forlorn AI units who will most certainly be graceful losers after losing what was quite possibly their only chance at egalitarian housing!
In unrelated news, TEDISON scientists have experienced a tangential side effect in recent research and are passing the savings on to you! From TEDISON's reject bin straight to your home, experience the magic of miniature mammals right in your very own apartment (or incredibly small AI housing unit) with Microm™ (LEARN MORE HERE
.) Hurry in now to benefit from the December-only 50% off sale, and fill your hours of tragic loneliness with miniaturized organic life at a bargain.
As the calendar year progresses, please note the presence of light flurries and delicate overnight frosts in the biome at this time. Some participants may find it appropriate to extend their participation into an often-traditional annual redacted
program which we have graciously recreated for you here. As always, give and receive at your own risk. As they say: 'tis the season for tactical supply hoarding!
Dec 15 2017, 08:00 PM
- Pets Once a participant reaches level 2 they can claim a pet they had before The Project or adopt a pet in need of a home at no cost.
- Microm Participants can purchase a permit to receive a Microm (micro-mammal) a new type of pet brought to you by the power of science.
Animal Dependent Guidelines
Please note that animal dependants are spayed / neutered / altered before being given to participants. Medical care is provided for free for all living things. However, the participant must be able to pay for any food or amenities their animal dependants may need. Any dependants that are not receiving adequate care and / or those that belong to dead participants will be repossessed. A participant may not have a combined number of Microm and pets that exceed their current level.