Character Idea: <<The Pitch:>>
Hell Math No Fury
Hey, screw you buddy, mathematicians are still very
useful. I don't care how many and how high tech your A.I. are--they wouldn't be
so high tech if not for people like your character. Math is everywhere. Math is everything--oh my godddd, stop using the word "useless!" They're not useless!
They literally created
all this crap! They're like the GOD of computation! And there's still more equations to solve! Christ! What's a genius have to do to get some R E S P E C T around here?!?!Your character is a mathematician
who, despite what the ignorant populace might have you believe, is just
as useful as your average android, if not more
useful because they have the divine, creative spark of MANKIND. Good luck solving P versus NP without them! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! ✽✽✽BONUS IDEAS:
Your character will
prove that mathematicians aren't obsolete. Have them work on some of them whatchacallits, Millenium Prize Problems
. Sure, I mean, I don't think they can pay you in space, but really it's about the M A T H, right?
// Actually, your character feels like a parent to computer science and androids, and with every unsolvable problem
they dispatch, they go teach the androids. // Or! Team up with the androids to solve the unsolvable! // OR (so many or's), your character actually isn't that good a mathematician
and as a result is
sort of like an unglorified robot. // Pick up dates at the bar with some smooooth math one liners
. Dates love
that! // Your character things the pi = pie joke is really much funnier than it is. // Your character can't stand the honor of math being impugned! Math is PURE! // Combine the creative spark of man with the computing power of machine and become a cyborg!
// MATH! Don't leave home without it!Special thanks to @Niki and @Xander for help with this adoptable.