You know that guy you went to high school with, sort of a friend, sort of not, who was always kind of just a pain in the ass but you could happily hump his brains out with little prompting. No? Well, probably because @Eden Ramón married
Like many rocky relationships, this trash heap is based on great sex, catty witticisms, and trauma. While in college, Eden frequently butted heads with her junior professor in statistics, culminating in a one-on-one snark off that ended in carpet burn, bruises, and a desk needing to be disinfected. This affair would continue into her junior year, when all hell broke loose, ruined her reputation, and Eden was forced to quietly drop out of school in order to avoid further embarrassment to the university.
Fast-forward a few years. Eden is working as customer service for a prominent ISP, and a familiar voice calls in on her recorded line. What a coincidence! It's almost like he knew
1 cup of coffee and three fake apologies later, she was laying in his bed with a cigarette and he was telling her all about how he tracked her down, and how long he had been doing so. She was impressed. Within a year they were married.
Between the two of them, they hacked and stole close to fifteen million dollars from various companies and did so over the span of several years without getting caught, until he decided the fuzz was getting too close and he had to drop her to save his own skin. Eden was arrested, her husband played the fool, and to add insult to injury, she was served with divorce papers soon after.
NOW! Everything that happened afterward, Eden doesn't remember. What she does remember is how much of a dick he was (and probably how much she liked his dick) and that she should stay far the hell away from him, but [REDACTED] is a small place and he is a stalky motherfucker.
What you need to know: after parting ways, ex-husband in question tried the same scheme with a lesser-skilled computer whiz and landed himself in prison, leaving behind their millions in an untouchable foreign account now buried under Eden's countless safeguards and accessible only by her (though y'know lunacy is a funny thing and she can't really recall how to get to it). Karma is a bitch. I don't have a name set for him, Eden did not change her name when they married, but the face is definitely Jonny Lee Miller because Hackers (thanks @Lo-fi)