February TY04 Transmission
Salutations participants, and congratulations on making it through yet another radiation*-and-fun-filled month on [REDACTED]
. Sensors indicate a steady decline in snow fall and an equally steady increase in rain fall so please edit your weather-themed complaints accordingly.
This month, in keeping with the often-obseved procreation-themed holiday(s) of Spring, we here at TEDISON politely demand that you participate in a pre-arranged rendezvous with another participant pre-selected for companionship compatiability testing. For more, see this month's mission, attached below as always, thanks to the graciously ever-living @Mobo
.*note: please continue to fill out reports of any radiation activity as seen reflected through local plant/animal life and/or your own weak human body
Posting Goal achievement detected: poll unlocked FOR INTERN EYES ONLY
If you're reading this, then you're probably an intern, and in that case - greetings! As your ever-generous regulators of sustenance/oxygen, we are of course vigilant at all times for an opportunity to allow our interns to engage in acts of "free will" ...again.
Studies show that four out of five voting persons will vote on a topic given the chance, and we'd never pass up a made up statistic like that! Flex your ability to maintain the illusion of choice by casting your vote for additional facilities to satiate that participant-driven consumerism itch. As usual, each intern account can cast one vote, and this time the poll will remain open until March 15th.