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Test Subject Bunny Warren
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It's a hard world for little things.
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DARK THEMES // COLD CASES // MISSING CHILDREN // IMPLIED HARM &/OR DEATH TO A CHILD // SCIENCE FUELED NECROMANCY // SELF-CONTAINED NOIR
About Bunny Warren
Local TimeJun 20 2018, 12:33 AM
How'd you find us?Coroner's Report
I HEREBY CERTIFY THAT I HAVE MEDICALLY ATTENDED TO THE DNA SAMPLE OF [Bunny Lonsdale] OF [County of Cumbria, North West England] WHO WAS APPARENTLY OR STATED TO BE AGED [Under 10], THAT LAST I SAW HIM ON THE [5th] OF [October],  HE WAS SUFFERING FROM [Missing] AND THAT THE CAUSE OF DEATH TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE WAS [Unknown Status]. UPON INSPECTION OF NEW CLONE MODEL, I HEREBY CERTIFY THAT [Bunny Warren] IS IN [Fair] HEALTH, AGED  YEARS, [185 cm] TALL, [Black] HAIR, [Dark Brown] EYES, [Slim-Average] BUILD,  LBS, AND OTHER: [Asthma]
Areas of Potential
- KISS THE BLOOD OFF MY HANDS
All the true crime comics, all the inch-thick disaster biographies, all the coffee-table encyclopedias on the Titanic or the anthologies of the worst car crashes in history, all the classic horror movies, and all the Shakespearean tragedies have been checked out of your local TEDISON library for weeks. Bunny Warren has an ongoing interest. Curious, incorrigible, Bunny latches quickly & intensely to all manner of odd subject & trivia. Easily consumed, he's an eager student and acute "fan" of whatever it is he's getting into at the time. He has a sharp eye for the innocently morbid too: dead celebrities, massive disasters, unusual deaths, enduring local mysteries--that sort of thing. He's particularly dedicated when he's got his sights set on some curiosity or puzzle, and paired with his attention to pretty lame levels of detail, he can be a killer partner to have on your Trivial Pursuit team.
- THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE
What do you mean, "dull?" Listen, guys, the world is saved by regulation; the truth doesn't out without Barton Keyes; the riddles and the answers to riddles are all in the paperwork, and Bunny Warren knows how to make those pages sing. Organized, methodical, sharp, & strategic, Bunny is a Bureaucratic Dreamboat(TM) and he loves to work, to file, to staple, to have you initial here, here, & here. Bolstered by fuzzy memory donations of (Former Chief) Ariel Warren humming through the administrative portions of policework (Cumbria Constabulary), singing while filing investigation packets (Serious Fraud Office), or shining his light upon immaculately-prepared annual charts (Office of National Statistics), Bunny is an amalgamation of a man with a fiercely optimistic work ethic and a keen and trained eye for detail & discrepancy. He knows when two things don't add up just by looking at it, and given the choice he'd prefer to solve the case by reviewing the red tape, please & thank you.
- NIGHT HAS A THOUSAND EYES
Two, three, four, or even *five(+)* different memory donations for the price of just one clone body! Talk about efficient! Bunny's model was treated like the receptacle for an intern's brainscan scrap pile. He's populated with dozens of little halves and quarters of fuzzy episodes or disassociated feelings, wants, or fears half-floating in the ether--sometimes there, sometimes not. Fun! Right? Actually, Bunny feels very detached from all this media, like it's just him spying through a keyhole at moments in other people's worlds. His primary donor is the Former Chief Constable Ariel Warren, who was in charge of the local police force during Bunny's disappearance as a child. Watching most of life over A. Warren's shoulder, seeing his own disappearance through the detective's eyes... it's very *weird.* But Bunny regards it mostly softly, even intimately. If nothing else, Bunny's guardianship over his mnemonic scrap pile lends him a certain empathy & compassion not usually found in cops *or* bureaucrats.
Known Risk Factors
- ALL THE KING'S MEN
Do you know how to milk a cow? Have you ever plucked a chicken yourself? Do you think reading books is "suspicious?" Bunny hates you, and Bunny is definitely stereotyping you if he sees even a little bit of "small town" in your soul. He himself is from a small town, and while his buddy and chief-consciousness-donor Ariel seemed to dig the quiet rural life, Bunny can't even begin to stand the idea of it. He's got exactly three memories of birthing cows tucked away and it makes him sick just to think about it. More than that though, Bunny doesn't like the idea that simplicity is necessarily wisdom. For Bunny, study & intense attention is wisdom, and a slow, quiet, provincial world doesn't breed that. It breeds (he believes) ignorance and slobs. What we're saying is: he's a little bit snobby and hates his country roots.
- I WAKE UP SCREAMING
We all have our weaknesses. Some people can't resist a good donut, others need a red pen. Bunny likes both those things, but has a particular & more destructive soft spot--what professionals know as "sucker's folly"--for damsels in distress. Scream, and he'll come running. Cry, and he'll carry you. Bunny's helplessly drawn to the helpless. He carries an inextinguishable torch for any & all vulnerable: women, children, the elderly, minorities, the meek, the weak, the soft, the shunned... Call it camaraderie; he wants to hold the victim. This is dangerous & potentially destructive from Bunny Warren though. His insistence on helping is sweet but sometimes intrusive. He's been known to be a Romantic too, one who believes in the beautifully sublime. He can forget himself in pursuit of rescue, and is capable of misinterpreting, idealizing, and even objectifying people--not unlike Waldo Lydecker or Mark McPherson towards their Laura Hunt.
- NIGHT MOVES
Bunny plays chess and is very attached to this stupid idea that proficiency at the game is necessarily equal to intelligence. Trust us, it's not. But Bunny likes this idea and other ideas like it. He enjoys a clean world with clear-cut correlations and easy cause & effect. In Bunny's ideal [REDACTED], everything would be translatable and quantifiable. If something can't be read on (too much) paperwork, it's not worth reading at all! If something can't be solved, why does it even exist? Ambiguity frustrates him to no end, and in his relentless pursuit for any and all answers? Tough luck, Bunny. It's something you're going to be running into *a lot.*
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