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[Intern Alias]: Tedison
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Appearance: A strange and terrifying to behold human amalgam in a silver space suit, with a high-tec prosthetic leg that shines like their passion for science.
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*Relations: Tesla and Edison are fused, and run Project TEDISON as one.
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Joined: 17-May 15
Last Seen: Today at 04:58 pm
Local Time: Feb 25 2018, 08:21 PM
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Feb 1 2018, 08:48 PM
February TY04 Transmission
Salutations participants, and congratulations on making it through yet another radiation*-and-fun-filled month on [REDACTED]
. Sensors indicate a steady decline in snow fall and an equally steady increase in rain fall so please edit your weather-themed complaints accordingly.
This month, in keeping with the often-obseved procreation-themed holiday(s) of Spring, we here at TEDISON politely demand that you participate in a pre-arranged rendezvous with another participant pre-selected for companionship compatiability testing. For more, see this month's mission, attached below as always, thanks to the graciously ever-living @Mobo
.*note: please continue to fill out reports of any radiation activity as seen reflected through local plant/animal life and/or your own weak human body
Posting Goal achievement detected: poll unlocked FOR INTERN EYES ONLY
If you're reading this, then you're probably an intern, and in that case - greetings! As your ever-generous regulators of sustenance/oxygen, we are of course vigilant at all times for an opportunity to allow our interns to engage in acts of "free will" ...again.
Studies show that four out of five voting persons will vote on a topic given the chance, and we'd never pass up a made up statistic like that! Flex your ability to maintain the illusion of choice by casting your vote for additional facilities to satiate that participant-driven consumerism itch. As usual, each intern account can cast one vote, and this time the poll will remain open until March 15th.
Dec 15 2017, 10:02 PM
December TY03 Transmission
Season's salutations, TEDISONites!
The results of our first experiment with democracy are in, and we're sure at least a majority of you (statistically speaking) should be pleased to learn that the General Store will be receiving upgrades over the next few weeks. While the store is still open during this time, we ask that you mind the construction, especially any forlorn AI units who will most certainly be graceful losers after losing what was quite possibly their only chance at egalitarian housing!
In unrelated news, TEDISON scientists have experienced a tangential side effect in recent research and are passing the savings on to you! From TEDISON's reject bin straight to your home, experience the magic of miniature mammals right in your very own apartment (or incredibly small AI housing unit) with Microm™ (LEARN MORE HERE
.) Hurry in now to benefit from the December-only 50% off sale, and fill your hours of tragic loneliness with miniaturized organic life at a bargain.
As the calendar year progresses, please note the presence of light flurries and delicate overnight frosts in the biome at this time. Some participants may find it appropriate to extend their participation into an often-traditional annual redacted
program which we have graciously recreated for you here. As always, give and receive at your own risk. As they say: 'tis the season for tactical supply hoarding!
Dec 15 2017, 08:00 PM
- Pets Once a participant reaches level 2 they can claim a pet they had before The Project or adopt a pet in need of a home at no cost.
- Microm Participants can purchase a permit to receive a Microm (micro-mammal) a new type of pet brought to you by the power of science.
Animal Dependent Guidelines
Please note that animal dependants are spayed / neutered / altered before being given to participants. Medical care is provided for free for all living things. However, the participant must be able to pay for any food or amenities their animal dependants may need. Any dependants that are not receiving adequate care and / or those that belong to dead participants will be repossessed. A participant may not have a combined number of Microm and pets that exceed their current level.
Nov 15 2017, 05:17 PM
November TY03 Dispatch
Please note that, unlike previous polls, this one allows each participant account to cast a vote, rather than each intern account.
Greetings once again TEDISONites, from your ever-watchful overbeing(s).
Feel that nip in the air? That sweet, sweet simulated temperature drop signalling another round of mostly-functional shifts in seasons? If so, let us congratulate you on your continued commitment to existence.* For those of you with sentience left to utilize it, we are just pleased as perfectly-safe punch to announce that it is time once again for an exercise in controlled agency. As before, we will present to you a series of potential 'upgrades' to the biome as you currently know it. You, the participants, will have a chance then to vote once per participant on the upgrade you would like to see implemented.
The current upgrade choices are:
- - An official police presence on the biome in response to recent spike in what has traditionally been deemed "criminal" activity.
- - An upgrade and increased in both variety and stock of items in the General Store, among other general upgrades, to combat food shortages and increase quality of life.
- - An upgrade in space and aesthetics for all current and future Android residents, rather than the storage lockers and sleeping capsules they are currently confined to.
Choose wisely! Or, don't. Choose wildly, or randomly. Mostly, just choose.*IF YOU DO NOT FEEL THAT NIP IN THE AIR please contact your local medical practitioner/AI UNITS perform a soft restart & update firmware. TEDISON is not responsible for shifts in nippiness.
RE: End of the year activity
Please note that due to the holidays, starting now and throughout what remains of the year, all activity standards are being suspended. This means anyone who has logged in from today onward will be counted as active during the effected time. However, at the end of this period we will be reviewing accounts that have not been posting long term (that is, well before this message has been posted) to make sure the site is ready to go for the new year.