May TY04 Transmission
Happy Anniversary, participants!
That's right - it's officially been one measly, tiny little year since Project TEDISON first launched, so feel free to engage in whatever campsite-safe celebratory rituals you may deem appropriate if you're into measuring time in such an arbitrary fashion. Alternatively, you may be interested in stopping by the newly completed cafeteria
for some technically-counts complimentary cake which we are contractually bound to inform you is almost definitely radiation free! Hooray!
In other news, attempts to relaunch MOBO are still underway and at this time remain inconclusive. Turns out when you lot murder a massively important station server of questionable sentience you really do a job of it - this will be noted. Until that time, please be aware that we have also noted suspicious damage of uncertain origins occurring throughout the station; the nature of this damage is currently superficial and seems to have occurred almost entirely on low-to-the-ground surfaces. Remember: if you see something as a totally random example, say, chewing on the station, say something (loudly, and into the mic, preferably).
Additionally, participants at level six and above living in modular apartments will receive upgraded housing
from this point further. Sure would be nice to have a MOBO around who could let you in, right about now. Sure would be nice.
PS / For a free robot, info on the profile redesign and an new setting see our intern memo